It's Christmas in Ignace Mommy's got a rock she'll give it to Daddy It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace) It's Christmas in Ignace Daddy
, he spends his day (Big fat road manager) At an all-you-can-eat buffet (Big fat road manager) But if he can come to terms (Big fat road manager) He will manage the Arrogant Worms
One year I got a dog for Christmas and I gave it to the boy next door Then I gave him my bike and my mom's bank card 'cause that's what Christmas is for
It's the festive season There's singing and shopping and joy Santa's talking to children The elves are wrapping toys The season's one of charity Of peace
Dad threw up on Christmas Day He puked on the serving tray The stuffing's come right out of Daddy dear Now everybody's Christmas vacation Will be filled
Christmas is here, where did the time go? Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go I use to like Christmas, but every year it gets worse
Hey kid, why the long face Is it 'cause Santa Clause is flying right over your place You've been a bad kid all year So quit you snivellin' sucker and
Darling, for you I think of what I'd do If you said that sound I would climb the highest mountain I would swim the widest sea I'd wrestle a gorilla to
George Washington was the president But now he's dead (dead) Mackenzie King was Prime Minister But now he's dead (dead) So don't go into politics You'
It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd The only light we ever see is from our moniter We argue about comic books and Internet connections
Well me n' my buddies we got us some beer And a great big bottle of rye And boxes of ammo and guns to go with 'em And good old Charlie's glass eye Well
Watchin' television one afternoon Lookin' for a movie or a good cartoon Stopped by a station's commercial break When suddenly I'm faced with a heartache
I used to go to all the parties And make love to all the beautiful ladies And I'd eat cheeseburgers with bacon and extra grease when I was hungry And
I love you so much I need the Heimlich Maneuver The sun goes down on another day A day where I haven't found love I try to eat, but all I taste is
Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antartica. Columbus made history thinking some island was India. General Custer's a national hero for not
From the deepest, darkest depths of...WHITBE! Comes this sordid tale of speed... Murderous mayhem.. Cataclysmic combustion... Picturesque powered pistons
I spend my days watching TV with a beer (ooh-ahh, you're fat) This seems to have caused my upper belly to appear (ooh-ahh, you're fat) Then one day, my
If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be suprised I bet you know my relatives their names will never die My mother is a saint and my brother is a God