Woorden: Abysmal Crucifix. Sex, Lies, And Pump-Action Ejaculating Dildos.

You stand in the bedroom
While I'm walking toward you
I pull off my boxers
You slide off your robe.

Mmm, it's like we're lovers,
But I know you're married.
So I pull the dildo
From my bag of tricks now.

I open the cup,
And I masturbate inside.
Time to cum,
I aim it right inside.

Seal it up, stick it in your pussy
You moan so quietly
The juices start to flow.
You whisper, "Hide me."

Mmm, it's like we're lovers,
But I know you're married.
So I pull the dildo
From your bag of tricks now.

What the fuck are you talking about?
She fingers the wet dildo
Says, "You know I'm married,
"Well, my husband's coming to the door."

"Hide you?" I say again. "Hide me!"
And I look over at the closet,
It's a spacious walk-in,
But I go for the window instead...

Mmm, it's like we're lovers,
But I know you're married.
So I put the dildo
Into my bag of tricks now.

Hidin' on the fire escape
Three floors to the alley below
It's a pretty nice place
Ain't no bums or pissy smell.

I see the husband walk in the place
He starts kissin' her on her face
Then he drops her to the bed
Realizes she's already wet.

Oh fuckin' shit, we're busted now
I slip my tricks back into their house
My lady picks it up, pulls the dildo out
Lets him stick it inside and she starts to shout.

Mmm, it's like we're lovers,
But I know you're married.
So he put the dildo
Into his bag of tricks now.

Oh, his bag of tricks forever!
Don't you just love the pump-action ejaculating dildo now.
Bag of tricks 'til the day he dies
She screams and moans to cover the lies.
Pumping action
My seed up in her pussy,
And she's on the pill