Woorden: The Briefs. Sex Objects.

I was alone and I was so confused
But then I found a thing that I could really use
She was only 1995, so I blew her up
And watched her come alive

In the back of magazines
They hide behind the core tines
Every color, every shape and every size
Delivered just in time, do you make a guarantee?

Sex objects, sex objects, sex objects
They're for pretend

It couldn't be any better than this
The plastic's smooth so I can kiss
Everyday is just like the first
I hope I love her, she never frowns

It's an easy thing to do
Remember just the thought you knew
You know, you rarely share these things
Love's funny with what it brings
Sometimes either way she's all mine

Sex objects, sex objects, sex objects
They're for pretend
Sex objects, sex objects, sex objects
They're for pretend, oh yeah

They tell me that it's wrong
But I knew that all along
And yes, it may be strange
But that don't change the fact
I'm in love with plastic sex

It's an easy thing to do
Remember just the thought you knew
You see, you rarely share these things
Love's funny with what it brings
Sometimes either way she's all mine

Sex objects, sex objects, sex objects
They're for pretend
Sex objects, sex objects, sex objects
They're for pretend

Sex objects
Treats me so nice
Sex objects
All day, all night
Sex objects
Synthetic skin, I fit right in