Lumpy, chunky, smells kinda funky Addicted to the sickness I'm a toe jam junkie Pull it out your toes, not out of your behind Toe cheese goes well with
cause you just might die Some old underwear everywhere you know why 'Cause everything is piled up where the odor lurks Take one sniff and it's (choking to death) I beat the nation with pollution
I've been growin' my cactus since birth and I'll tell you that It's even more fun to have than a Chia Pet Fun's just begun, when I take it off the shelf
I hope we'll be together for the rest of our lives People spread gossip, just jealous I guess Because the smell that you give off makes 'em choke to death
Hold on to your lunch 'cause the Sudden Death bunch Is buggin' in my basement comin' up with a crunch That settles in your stomach runs it all around
God damn, why don't you get a life I know beauty is only skin deep, you're right But ugly goes down to the bone So how's your love life, still holdin
I feel sick and I just might die And I honestly don't know why But when my doc walked in with a huge seringe And a big grin on his face I passed out
1, 2, 3, 4 fingers and I pick it Put my whole hand up my nose when I pick it Out, wave it about Then I just pass it around like a hand out Pickin' runny
P.M.S., I just can't take it, it's like an earthquake It takes over her emotions and then breaks it P is for Pre, M is for Menstrual intervening The
Look into my headlights, stand there frozen Hit 'em and the impact of the car explodes 'em Gizzards of lizzards decorate the road While amphibians create
Pump it up, stick it in, let me begin I came and went now I live a life of sin It starts with the neighbor, she does me a favor Could go down the block
my stomach is rumblin' like a California earthquake The act is done, I gotta face the truth I've become a living version of the Fountain Of Youth This is a time that's appropriate for death
Mr. Long is a man unique in his kind He's a Chinese superhero in his own mind He thinks he's a sex god, he rarely has a date Mr. Long is a man traumatized
Fruit of the Loom, Calvin Klein No matter what the underwear goes up your behind Buy what size you want, the underwear don't stop Climin' up your butt
